Knocked up

It's been a LONG time since I have posted. I have decided to reactivate this blog....cause, well, I won't be runnin' round so much, soon. I got knocked up. Sigh. Lesson in not so safe sex learned.

The human servant tells me that it will be OK. She chose my partner. Talk about tempting a girl. His name is "Peanut", so, since I am Gabi, the Girl Goober, I guess I have a bunch of nuts rolling around in my belly right now.

I must admit that this Peanut guy was a looker. He was a little immature. He's Mati's littermate, although she wasn't claiming him when he came. He's a pretty fast guy, although he hasn't raced, he was whooping Mat's arse speed-wise in the backyard. Gosh that sounds kind of English, or something.

Because mom kind of tricked me (geez... bringing a dorky guy into the house when my hormones were a little jazzed?), I have been trying to keep it from mom. However, at the moment, every meal that I eat seems to go to my waist so mom is getting all excited that there are going to be Gabnuts coming, soon. She even got a camera so she can spy on me from work. Now, I think that may be violating my constitutional rights...not that I have any.