OK, gentle readers (or, perhaps I need to be appealing to the not so gentle readers), this metabolic derangement continues, AND it is really beginning to bother me. Can you see???? Darby says he can't but he is just a stupid boy.

My belly is expanding. The really embarrassing thing...my belly is beginning to leak this white fluid. Now, that just can't be good.

I continue my yoga, but I fear it just is not doing the trick? Does the servant care? Nah. No. Nope. On top of that, the servant has been getting the wrong king of food recently. Worse gas EVER. You can even see my tummy rumble from outside!

Course, like I was writing earlier...she has gone off her bonkers AND her rockers. See the gate around the box? I know. Embarrassing on too many fronts to even count.

Gentle readers (and not so gentle readers), I am beginning to fear for my future. Send the troops....please.